Sunday, March 26, 2006

FREAK OUT

Forgive me while i FREAK OUT!

So...this morning...i decide to get up and get moving even though i seriously feel like going to sleep. i cleaned...no scrubbing just tidying up....(with the thought in my head that perhaps with any luck after work Casey wouldn't be too tired and would want to come over)...i have nothing in the house and i do mean NOTHING to eat so i went and got some food....and then i started my dishwasher...which promptly began to leak...okay leak is not realy the word....more like explode...i of course being the amature plumber that i am get out the towels and try to fix the gusher...only there really isn't just one gusher it's just coming out of everywhere under the sink. The dog thinks this is great fun...mommy on the floor it must mean she wants to play in the pool of water....um NO...so i am under the sink....which let me tell you is not meant for anyone bigger than perhaps a tall midget!..the stupid corners are digging into my ribs...my arms hurt...i am wet...miffed beyond belief....fighting off my quite annoying (sorry Rafiqe but you are!) dog and i tell you...sailors ears might be bleeding! (normally i don't cuss but i tell you what there is something about broken plumbing that brings out foul language!

So i finally come up from under the sink...and declare my victory....i restart the blasted dishwasher and am celebrating my victory with a well earned can of diet DR Pepper... when all of the sudden it stops...hmmm i think to myself....why did it stop? ....hmmmm...i push the on of button thingy...open the door...shut the door twist the knoby thing again....and the look at my feet where the water comes flowing out of my cabinet doors...a short lived victory indeed. Now i have a shorted out dishwasher...a wet cabinet and best of all...during my plumbing woes who should text message me but CASEY and i completely missed him COMPLETELY! He called at 5ish i didn't check the dang phone till almost 9.

So now he has to think i am a flake...or if he is a conclusion hopper like myself he most likely things i am avoiding him or some other such completely not true reason for missing his call.

He doesn't answer his phone...nor does he answer his text message....so now...in true conclusion hopper fashion i think he is upset with me....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!! Hence the reason for my FREAK OUT!

i am sure one day i will look back on this day and laugh....but it sure as shooting isn't gonna be today!

ACK

And to top it all off....there is still a HUGE pile of laundry to be done because i had to do the towels that were sopping wet from the dishwasher doing it's impression of Mount St. Helen's.

And i thought Friday was bad....

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