Thin girl scores again! Woo hoo...i worked out for 47 minutes today! Shortly after my work out i ate veggies....yum yum bunny food.
Thanks for the advice ladies (Royce where is your advice?)....i've already written to Casey...told him what i wanted and what i thought we should do...and i will leave it at that. If he wants to be around he's welcome...if not i accept that as his choice.
The beauty of being 29 (and holding) is that i no longer NEED a relationship to be happy...i am just happy and being with neat people is neat....and being alone is neat too.
Oh and on a less serious subject...are any of you watching that American Inventors show? There was actually a man on there a couple weeks ago that invented charcole pads you put in your underwear so that when you fart the charcole soaks up the smell. ROFL....um and i thought maxi pad commercials were bad....i can just see the commercial now.
With super charcole pads you don't need to fear swamp ass anymore! So go ahead get moving....no need to fear the deadly smelling fart anymore.
Then just like with maxi pads...you know when they pour blue water on the leading brand and then some other brand....only in my version the people fart on plants...one wearing the charcole pads...one not...and of course the plants that don't have the benifit of the charcole pad wilt and die right away....while the other plants breathe deep and grow!
You see what happens to me when i have not gotten enough sleep? i make up fart pad commericals....um me thinkest it's time for bed!
3 comments:
AWESOME on the workout, I been slackin' a little. Not actually slackin' something is wrong with me and I have been having a hard time doing anything. On to better subjects though Rafique is to darn cute.
And my wife would actually buy me the charcoal pants........lol.
Now, if all that methane could be captured and fed into a methane powered generator, energy crisis solved!!!
Good for you on the workout! Keep it up.
Yes, I saw the show you mentioned and I thought it was HILARIOUS! Why not invent a pill that will stop the gas from forming instead of making a pad? I think your commercial would be very effective.
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