Okay...so I get test results back and (sad as this is to be excited about) I have a blockage in my small intestine. Wooo hooo...finally a diagnosis. Of course...and this is the kicker...i now need more tests.
There is an upper GI in my future...nothing can be as bad as the colonostopy (spelling i don't know about)...that one was lots o fun....drink this foul (foul really doesn't do the stuff justice) deceptively clear so one isn't prepaired for the nastiness juice and poo my brains out for an entire night...give myself an enema the nex morning(not even as fun as it sounds)..show up have...what i can only assume the most demented of Dr Voodoo's because while i can at least understand a gyno...what kind of sick creature wants to stick things up THERE??????.....give me drugs...of course not enough that i am actually out so i dont have to be awake for the procedure...i get to WATCH my colon on the screen...shove a scope up where the sun don't ever shine.
Oh...and that's the good news about the Upper GI...the bad news is....he's the same dude who did the colon test so I get to see him again. Nothing embarassing there right??? (sadly no pun intended but it exsists anyhow)
Anyhow...i am giddy about a diagnosis....who would have ever thought one could be happy to hear about a blocked intestine? Will miracles never cease to exsist???
1 comment:
Yeah that does sound embarassing, and the enema does not sound fun!
BUT hey great news on the diagnosis, you will fell like a million bucks when it is all said and done.
BTW the clear nasty stuff is called go-litely a misnomer if I have ever heard one....LOL.
I had a kidney deal that the docs thought they might have to opperate on, the anti-biotics cleared it up though. I still had to drink that square nasty gallon of crap in preperation for the possible surgery.......UGH.
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