Well...here is the very first lesson i learned about tubing the salt river. When attempting to put yer caboose in the tube KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED!
Stop laughing....it was really gross! There was sea weed...and a variety of other nastiness....now on top of everything else i prolly came home with disentary. :( However I have proven that it IS INDEED possible for me to shut my mouth...as much as it seems impossible. LOL
Second lesson learned from tubing the river....HOLD YER BUTT UP! Rocks and buttocks meeting is not a pleasent experience.
Third lesson learned from tubing the river.....MEN TALK ABOUT SHRINKAGE ALOT WHEN IN COLD WATER....yes yes.....the visuals! nuff said!!!!
Fourth lesson learned from tubing the river....PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET VERY DRUNK VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING WHILE TUBING DOWN THE RIVER....i was a little suprised...since water and being drunk seems like not such a good idea.
And finally....the last lesson learned from tubing the river.....I MUST GO TUBING MORE OFTEN!!!!!!!! That was absolutely a blast! And i didn't even come back lobsterfied because i had spf 50 shilack covering my skin...blocking those evil sun rays!
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Thank you for the refreshment and the laughter. Hope you do get to go again soon. After all you've been through, you deserved a fun time!
Regarding men and drinking in the water (yes it is rather dangerous now that you mention it), it would seem that perhaps there is more than one part of the anatomy that is affected by shrinkage.
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