Revenge of the fat girl

Okay...so it all began the night i made the terrible mistake of watching the movie. "Pay it Forward" Someone should put a warning on that movie! I watch and it's such a cool story until the end. Ack

So...i needed chocolate...ate some. Fat girl scores again.

Then i felt bad so i ate veggies...now i have fiber farts. Fiber farts are those farts that are silent but exteremely deadly. I call these Fiber Farts...the Fat girls revenge.

Now Fat girl's revenge is not a desireable thing since i work in cubicles with other people less than a foot away.

i am bloated. i am hormonal and now i am a victim of the Fat girls fiber farts. What is next? Dare i ask?

ARGH