Okay....so what is it with my plans. i should do a TV show...best plans gone bad!
It's miday and i get notification that Casey wants to come to my house and watch movies with me. Yippeee! Finally he's back how cool is that?
So you all know how i want to be the calm and tranquil place he can come to escape from evil issues...well...he shows up...my dog has exploded on my patio because he has the whole diahrrea issues....i have just finished cleaning that particularlly lovely mess and i start to boil beef and rice as directed by my vet to plug up Rafiqe.
Amongst this i remember i need to unlock the back gate so Case can get in. i go out there...he's standing at the gate...as is my neighbor who is telling me i need to clean the side walk outside my gate up too since the hose didn't quite get all the Rafiqe mess off....ewe....so sorry Jake....so Casey goes inside.
Remember now...cool...calm and tranquil is the goal.....
The pot with the boiling beef is starting to overflow Casey grabs the pot off the burner and diverts disaster number one. i am outside cleaning up Rafiqe mess.
My kitchen looks frightening. FRIGHTENING! both sink sides FULL of dirty dishes...counter tops COVERD with kitchen goo...trash not taken out...the kitchen is BARELY big enough for me to turn around in much less the both of us....i am sweating and hardly the alluring woman i had in mind to woo him with.
i am craby...i am hot...i am HUNGRY....despite the fact that i am also going to yourk since i've just cleaned up after the amazing exploding Rafiqe...and i am worried sick about my boy....who by the way decided that he should have a miraclous recovery right in front of Casey. Not that i am complaining about the recovery...but he couldn't have had it...oh...let me see...at 2 in the morning when he was exploding?
Casey is cool like a cuccumber...he just resuces the meat....pets the dog...calms me down...and actually maintains enough calm to chat while i de-disaster my kitchen.
Okay so apparently instead of me being the place where Casey can come to relax....he's required so i don't rip all my hair out....he also apparently has dog healing powers.
Anyway it was a good monday! What more can a girl ask?
2 comments:
YES...men have magical calming properties, we walk around calm all the time. We have an abundance of calm just overflowing, the trouble starts when we try to convince women that calm all the time is good..............( let the male bashing begin :-) )
Royce dear man...there will be no man bashing...i think men are the salt of the earth...although...isn't it salt that causes high blood pressure? Hmmmm....now there's a thought.
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